Griese signs with Miami Dolphins, flashback results

I've never memorized Shakespeare, unlike Tim Sandefur, but I can recall something really useful - the names of almost everyone on both sides of the ball for the two Miami Dolphins Super Bowl winners, and so the signing of Brian Griese by the Dolphins makes me think that all they need now is to sign other people named Csonka, Kiick, Morris, Warfield, Twilley, Fleming, Mandich, Moore, Little, Kuechenberg, Langer, and Evans for their offense, and Fernandez, Stanfill, Den Herder, Kolen, Buoniconti, Swift, Matheson, Scott, Anderson, Foley, and Johnson, for the defense, like they had in 1973 and 1974, when I (living in Southwest Virginia, well outside the sphere of any pro sports town) thought they were the greatest (and they still get to drink champagne when the last undefeated team goes down, like on the night of the best Monday Night football game ever).